
Whoa, that's ane of the things that I did during my tenure at Creo/Kodak. Not amongst restaurants though, but amongst printshops. So pace aside Chef Gordon Ramsay - this is where the blanket actually hits the plate every bit revealed inwards some of the conversations I had during those years. (Season 2 tin hold upwards found HERE.)
Chef Gordo to prepress: Do you lot role whatsoever sort of plate curves?
Prepress: Absolutely. We run all our plates dead linear. 50% inwards the file is precisely 50% on the plate.
Chef Gordo to prepress: But you lot run dissimilar concealment frequencies together with sometimes FM screens don't you?
Prepress: Yes. But we're quite proud that no affair what screening nosotros use, our plates are dead accurate linear.
Chef Gordo: Bloody hell!

Prepress: Ah, well, management orders those.
Chef Gordo: OK, hence what are they?
Prepress: I intend they're cool white fluorescents. They mightiness hold upwards warm though.
Chef Gordo: Not D 5000s then?
Prepress: No, I intend management figured these were simply every bit skilful - but much cheaper.
Chef Gordo: Bloody hell!

Press operator: Yeah.
Chef Gordo to prepress: Your Spectro's are from where?
Prepress: The United States of America of course.
Chef Gordo to press operator together with prepress: Do you lot realize that your instruments are railroad train to completely dissimilar standards? It's similar ane division is speaking Euro together with the other U.S.
Prepress to Pressroom: Sh*t! So when nosotros enquire for certainly densities your instruments study dissimilar numbers?
Chef Gordo: Bloody hell!


Prepress: Uh, well, K: 1.70, C: 1.40, M: 1.40, Y: 1.05 - I think.
Chef Gordo to press room: What are the target densities that you lot run to?
Press room: Let's see, you lot hateful typical? I intend they're nigh K: 1.60, C: 1.30, M: 1.20, Y: 0.90
Chef Gordo: Bloody hell!

Press room: Well, I'm non sure.
Chef Gordo: Not sure? Where's your calibration target? Your records?
Press room: Well, I'm certainly they're or hence hither somewhere. Frank! Have you lot seen those funny looking coloring patches or hence somewhere?
Frank: Color patches? Gee, I don't remember. Color patches, eh? Hmmm.
Chef Gordo: Bloody hell!

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